Hip to the Hop

If the Collective Unit entered Easter Olympics, this is how it would go --


1st Place in the Sack Race == KelBel, cuz she's all energetic like that
1st Place in the Easter Egg Decorating Contest == LishyLoo, cuz she's all arty like that
1st Place in Finding Easter Eggs == Me, cuz I'm all nosy like that


Also, I think it's kind of blasphemous that we have a song about Beealzebub Tuna, and no song for Easter.  We are surely going to Hell for that.


Also, what is UP with Americans needing to throw candy at every holiday?  Why does a chocolate bunny need to be involved?  Although, I do love chocolate bunnies.  What other time of the year would we get to enjoy chocolate bunnies?  Nevermind, I'm good with candy and holidays melding together.


But why are there chocolate Statues of Liberty for the 4th of July?  Some one should get on that.  GOLD MINE!!


Pete packed some peeps, pickles and peppers for a platonic picnic.  People ate his peppers and pickles but picky about his peeps.  Pete's party was pretty precious, even if Pete puked from too many peeps.


Enjoy your Easter peeps, my peeps!