Ahhh, you're welcome! In the deepest throughs of anxiety-ville, I now FREAK OUT at the thought of driving alone anywhere. And after that passes, I recall driving us all over everywhere, or driving by myself to and fro MN and WYO, and I am dumbfounded. What the hell happened to me? And then I remember everything that has happened to me, and I cut myself some slack. Progress.
Anyway, this 'napkin' is going to be longer than usual cuz I find it freakin' hysterical. The other day, after Kel dropped the bomb that she created this blog, I was giddy. How FUN!! And then Jon got home, and I hadn't actually spoken to another human in eleven hours, and I was giddy, so I was all bouncy and giggly and whatnot. We went out to dinner. In a public place. And I was still all jazzed up. After we ordered, I told Jon about the new blog and about napkin writing, and I began to recite Stop and Smell, and I LOST MY SHIT in the middle of the restaurant. Seriously, I was laughing so hard that I had tears streaming down my face. I couldn't choke out more than the title and my name and then I'd just start laughing again. Don't know why, but I all of a sudden felt it was hysterical. My hysteronics set Jon off, so there we were, laughing like LOONS and everyone else thought we were certifiable, I'm sure, but it was a good time.
So then I finally manage to recite the whole thing. Which Jon was amused by, not for it's poetic GENIUS or anything, but because he was amused that I found such a thing hilarious. But THEN, ooooohhhh yes, THEN, hours and hours later, he attempts to recite it BACK to me. So good!!
Here is the original version:
Stop and Smell by Ginger Heins
I'm writing on a napkin.
An allll plain white textured napkin.
Is it perfumed?
NO!
At least I can't smell it.
My nose just can't handle it.
But maybe that's because I smelled shit
One time.
Okay, here's Jon's Very Serious Version of the Masterpiece.
Does It Smell? By Ginger Burns
I got a white napkin.
It's smelly.
I don't know!
My nose is jacked up.
And I smelled shit once.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poetic masters. That's us!!
lol!!!! classic!!!!
ReplyDeletemy nose is jacked up. that guy is freaking funny.
ReplyDeleteare you still on your anxiety meds?