Thursday, April 28, 2011

Things That Are Dumb

In honor of Kel, who loves a good list :), I am starting a list of things that are dumb.  There is an extensive list somewhere of things I am thankful for, so I am just balancing out the universe. 
  • Buffalo Wings.  They are not made of buffalo, and the depiction of a buffalo with wings is just utterly dumb. 
  • Chicken Wings as appetizers.  Way too messy for not enough oomph.  And usually too sinewy to taste good anyway.
  • Laptops that overheat.
  • Ishy burning smells that come from a plumber trying to fix a crushed pipe right outside my door.
  • 70 degrees one day, snow the next.
  • Springtime colds.
  • "Birthers." 
  • Donald Trump.
  • Donald Trump's hair.
  • Donald Trump thinking that he "made" Obama show the world his birth certificate.
  • The fact that I even know who Donald Trump is.
I'm hungry.  Add on your own things that are dumb while I get a sandwich.

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