Things That Are Dumb

In honor of Kel, who loves a good list :), I am starting a list of things that are dumb.  There is an extensive list somewhere of things I am thankful for, so I am just balancing out the universe. 

• Buffalo Wings.  They are not made of buffalo, and the depiction of a buffalo with wings is just utterly dumb. 
• Chicken Wings as appetizers.  Way too messy for not enough oomph.  And usually too sinewy to taste good anyway.
• Laptops that overheat.
• Ishy burning smells that come from a plumber trying to fix a crushed pipe right outside my door.
• 70 degrees one day, snow the next.
• Springtime colds.
• "Birthers." 
• Donald Trump.
• Donald Trump's hair.
• Donald Trump thinking that he "made" Obama show the world his birth certificate.
• The fact that I even know who Donald Trump is.

I'm hungry.  Add on your own things that are dumb while I get a sandwich.